{"id":2,"date":"2024-09-25T22:01:18","date_gmt":"2024-09-25T22:01:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poopydistro.lincolnimports.fb\/?page_id=2"},"modified":"2024-09-25T22:10:07","modified_gmt":"2024-09-25T22:10:07","slug":"sample-page","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/poopydistro.com\/?page_id=2","title":{"rendered":"Poopy Distro&#8211;We charge Five Bucks (TM)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I had to buy through a channel but I don&#8217;t like giving people money. $5 is less than a stupid 100% markup. I only paid $5 which is fair since PoopyDistro didn&#8217;t do much work<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;or something like this:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I wanted to do something cool but the big companies make it so I can&#8217;t because a distributor has to buy it. Poopy Distro decided to help. We paid $5 and we are happy!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had to buy through a channel but I don&#8217;t like giving people money. $5 is less than a stupid 100% markup. I only paid $5 which is fair since PoopyDistro didn&#8217;t do much work &#8230;or something like this: I wanted to do something cool but the big companies make it so I can&#8217;t because [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopydistro.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopydistro.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopydistro.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poopydistro.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poopydistro.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poopydistro.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8,"href":"https:\/\/poopydistro.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions\/8"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopydistro.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}